porn

porn
1. (porn) (23032↑, 4806↓)
The best thing in the world

If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along\!

2. (porn) (13490↑, 2171↓)
the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

3. (porn) (9566↑, 2655↓)
The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).

America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.

4. (porn) (6637↑, 2109↓)
Arousing materials usually employed for masturbatory purposes. It's often said that the most senstive part of your body during a porn session is your ears - no one likes getting busted with their undies around their ankles. But, the use of porn doesn't need to be such an ugly experience. 'The Big Wank' (see below) is an example of how you can add more mystique and romance to your evening at home alone.

We all know the quickie wank is the preferred method for those in a hurry. However, if you've got the place to yourself, why not spice things up a bit? 'The Big Wank' is a tried-and-tested method to do just that. Start by cooking a romantic dinner for one. Choose a fine red, and dine by candle-light. It's important to start developing some pre-porn ambience. Follow dinner with a long sensuous bath - don't forget those scented oils and more candles - and towel off with a fresh, warmed [fluffy] towel (quality gentlemen, please). Retire to the boudior, taking your selected porn for the evening with you. If your porn isn't in magazine form (and these days www.assalicious.com seems to win out over the printed form), you might need to get wireless installed, or invest in a really long cable to your broadband router. Don't rush it. Light an oil burner or some incense. More candles placed strategically around the bedroom can help create a special porn-reading atmosphere. Browse through your porn at a leisurely pace. Your objective should be to develop a really nice fantasy sequence with your selected images. When you are ready, arrange your porn in sequence around you on the bed, and gently ease yourself towards a well-deserved orgasm. Try it - you'll be pleased you did\!

Author: concernedbystander http://porn.urbanup.com/991501
5. (porn) (5880↑, 1462↓)
A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

Author: scuba steve http://porn.urbanup.com/888649
6. (porn) (4918↑, 1040↓)
something that both sexes can enjoy.

why can't people believe that i'm a chick and that i have my own porn collection?

Author: kamikaze.soul http://porn.urbanup.com/772371
7. (porn) (2507↑, 658↓)
n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

8. (porn) (1616↑, 445↓)
peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

this porn is great and fresh\!

9. (porn) (1372↑, 305↓)
Will never die, as long as there are folks willing to strip for the camera, the people who wish to browse it, and the assholes who wish to destroy it.

It will take more than 200 years to view every porn site and file currently on the Internet.

10. (porn) (1362↑, 383↓)
The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

11. (porn) (1026↑, 177↓)
something that the user loses interest in after masturbation has occurred

bob has stacks of this stuff. he denies it but theres too much to hide

12. (porn) (754↑, 284↓)
Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.

(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.

Author: Jean-Rene' White http://porn.urbanup.com/424292
13. (Porn) (667↑, 229↓)
Truely Mans best frind

Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date\! (_)_)==============================\> O:

14. (porn) (410↑, 112↓)
short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer see [porniac]

and here's my porn stash

Author: Freddy Nicholls http://porn.urbanup.com/713952
15. (porn) (488↑, 206↓)
it makes the world go 'round\!

I don't know what to write here

16. (PORN) (340↑, 77↓)
The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.

i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.

17. (porn) (285↑, 80↓)
porn (poor-nn)short for pornography (poor-nooh-graa-fie)noun. an image or movie in which 2 humans (usually a male and a female) engage in sexual intercourse. its audiance is usually a boy, on his computer, with his pants off, rubbing his reproductive organ until he feels that he is satisfied. this is then usually followed by a deleting of history and a wiping of the top of the organ. considered by some to be pleasent.

boy: i love porn girl: i know, you're a boy

18. (porn) (261↑, 73↓)
Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes. Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.

Author: Senor Squiid http://porn.urbanup.com/1956742
19. (porn) (254↑, 71↓)
Something every teenager can't live without.

May it be accidental or intentional, one cannot live without looking at porn.

20. (Porn) (241↑, 81↓)
The best shit you'll ever see. You can find it in a video or even in a magizine, but the most popular way of seing it is through the internet.

Some friend: Hey, JC wanna go make fun of people? JC: You can go make fun of people and shove it up your ass, i'm watching Porn-o\!

Author: Jonathan Cervantes http://porn.urbanup.com/1517204
21. (Porn) (244↑, 103↓)
Erotic pictures, videos, literature, etc. It is the greatest thing on God's earth givin to man. Some people try to say they never watch it or only lonley guys without girlfriends watch it but they are all lying. Every normal man, straight or gay, watches it at least once in a while. No one is to busy fucking all the time to watch porn. There is those who watch an excessive amount though and they often are strange creeps prone to child molestatin.

I like to watch all types of porn.

22. (Porn) (151↑, 39↓)
What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn\! You're disgusting\! *Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*

23. (porn) (251↑, 138↓)
people eather being naked or doing sex acts 4 the camera. but there are different levels of porn. i love seeing pictures of women naked and acting sexy (ie soft core). but then u got the hard core. some of it is interesting but most isnt becuase most has eather 1)women fucking weird things 2)2 many dicks in them. if i wanna see a dick ill look down lol. i go on porn 2 see hot chicks

Softcore porn is beautiful and sexy cause it shows naked women posing or doing traditional sex acts. Softcore makes sex beautfiul. Hardcore porn shows people doing freaky things, like sticking carrots up their ass or getting gangbanged. These things aren't exactly a turn on. Stick 2 the softcore and get more turned on. The women are more beautiful on it neway.

24. (Porn) (169↑, 57↓)
What the Internet was made for.

Let's go watch some porn. ;]

25. (porn) (147↑, 37↓)
is cheaper that dating

dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets

26. (porn) (215↑, 118↓)
what everyone who's cool wants

i fucking love good porn

27. (porn) (142↑, 48↓)
Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.

Why did Derek fall asleep in class?? He was watching porn last night.

28. (Porn) (114↑, 27↓)
Can only be identified as a magazine or video you immediately lose interest in after jacking off to it.

Man as soon as those fluids left my body I suddenly lost interest in all that..porn..

29. (porn) (164↑, 80↓)
the way to find yourself drowling over an electric apliance

oh, my god\! I found Alysa Milano´s pussy

30. (porn) (159↑, 80↓)
an unstoppable leviathan.

porn\! porn\! porn\! goddamn, i just wanted to download some old episodes of "doug" but the leviathan that is porn is unstoppable and permeates all of my attempts. DAMN YOU PORN\!

Author: cracker jones http://porn.urbanup.com/1360117
31. (Porn) (89↑, 13↓)
Legal prostitution Its the truth lol If you think about it, in the end.. Prostitutes: have sex with strangers in exchange for money Pornstars: have sex with strangers in exchange for money

I typed out this definition with one hand cause I was looking at porn.

32. (Porn) (84↑, 15↓)
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys? Joe: Not now I'm watching porn\!

Author: Poncho Rocketss http://porn.urbanup.com/3729951
33. (Porn) (88↑, 20↓)
Something your parents tell you not to look at but you do anyways

Here comes your mom\! close the window before she sees us looking at porn\!\!

Author: I eat with my eyes\! http://porn.urbanup.com/3798554
34. (porn) (114↑, 46↓)
Stimulating content involving nudity. It is a major enterprise on the internet nowadays and is growing every day.

To celebrate yet another lonely night, he bought a porn magazine.

35. (porn) (116↑, 51↓)
the awful invention that makes u miss tha skool bus

this porn is tha shyt. oh im bout to come...uhhhh.....uhhhh...awwwwwwwwwww fuck\!\!\! (the bus pulls up then leaves)

36. (porn) (119↑, 54↓)
glory in paper or video form

hey honey, i rented a porn

Author: whoop de doo http://porn.urbanup.com/158611
37. (porn) (132↑, 76↓)
the greatest thing since man was put on earth

man i sure do like some hardcore porn before dinner

38. (Porn) (70↑, 16↓)
The traditional way for men of all ages to combine ejaculate, idiotic clichés about female college students and the deletion of their browser's history into one big multi-billion Dollar industry.

I signed a petition demanding that the Incognito mode of Google's Chrome browser be renamed "Porno Browse".

39. (porn) (146↑, 95↓)
A really good thing.

I jackoff to porn.

40. (porn) (85↑, 38↓)
the reason the [internet] was invented

person 1:dude how many porn sites are ther person 2:About 238,000,000 person 1:sweet dude,big breasted woman here i come

41. (Porn) (59↑, 13↓)
Alright mate, I know your probably at school, all the good sites have been blocked, I've been there myself, but resorting to searching for it on here really does indicate that you need to get laid. Quick.

Porn, no mate, not here.

42. (porn) (104↑, 60↓)
When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the [internet]

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. [masturbation]

43. (porn) (116↑, 73↓)
The source of all fuckin viruses and pests\! Computer bugs/virus, hIV virus, herpes, crabs.....

HornyRobert: SHIT\! porn ruined my life\! Gotta buy a new pc\! THE CPU's fucked by viruses and the monitor's fucked by my cumshot... PussyJames: FUCk\! Coz of porn, I became horny... hooked up some dirty Prostitute.... I'm now Infected by STD's and WTF?\! I saw a bunch of Crabs having orgy in my pubic hair\!

44. (porn) (72↑, 29↓)
noun. creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire.

you dont have to be spielburgh to write a good porn flick.

45. (porn) (98↑, 55↓)
Ooooooh and ahhhhhhs, moans and grunts, acts and movie plots, etc..

"Here comes Mr. Paint Man, at the door and ready to be f-u-c-k-e-d-\!"

Author: Kermit the Frog http://porn.urbanup.com/106469
46. (porn) (82↑, 41↓)
one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.

you like porn you love it. your life is meaning less without it your very exstistance is dependent upon it.

Author: doogalboogle http://porn.urbanup.com/3705204
47. (porn) (73↑, 33↓)
what your school teacher look at when they say they are correcting tests

Mr. J had some major porn pictures today in class.

48. (porn) (77↑, 40↓)
something girls hate because their boyfriends look at it.

I would shoot my boyfriend if he looked at porn

Author: the_truth_comes_out http://porn.urbanup.com/3379852
49. (porn) (45↑, 12↓)
Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.

That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes

50. (Porn) (46↑, 14↓)
Why aren't you on it now?

seriously. go watch porn

Author: manguymandude http://porn.urbanup.com/5178504
51. (porn) (57↑, 26↓)
Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.

It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.

Author: trying_harder http://porn.urbanup.com/3518557
52. (Porn) (50↑, 24↓)
\{P\}ants \{O\}pening \{R\}eaction (thats) \{N\}ice The greatest thing to happen to mankind next to [Music]. But nowadays every time we try to enjoy some nice porn we get a virus on our computer by faggots with no life.

I have no life so I'm gonna lure people to a porn site and give them a virus on their computer. Maybe I wont be a virgin anymore.

Author: I love porn\! http://porn.urbanup.com/4224808
53. (porn) (92↑, 69↓)
the thing with all the naked chicks (and guys, but no-one ever pays attention to them)

well, there was this girl... (im sure you can make up the breast. REST, i meant rest. too much porn.

54. (porn) (45↑, 24↓)
Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories: 1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers. 2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers. 3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

Author: Samantha Fox http://porn.urbanup.com/2645116
55. (porn) (50↑, 30↓)
the one major word that can be googled and have a first search result that is NOT it's wikipedia article.

porn

Author: Krunk7777777 http://porn.urbanup.com/4497427
56. (Porn) (68↑, 51↓)
God's gift to the world.

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn

57. (porn) (26↑, 11↓)
the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.

vibration sound in the background. porn mom. why is your door locked honey. what are you doing girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute

Author: grad slam 69 http://porn.urbanup.com/4957715
58. (porn) (22↑, 9↓)
God's gift to the world.

Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone\!\!

59. (porn) (27↑, 14↓)
(noun) the reason you have no life.

"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop." "Dude, somebody needs to get out more\!"

Author: bootyshorts51 http://porn.urbanup.com/4660652
60. (porn) (28↑, 15↓)
the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area

Turn off that porn so i can get back to work\!

61. (Porn) (33↑, 21↓)
A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.

God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that\!\!\!

62. (Porn) (207↑, 196↓)
Remember kids, the [pope] see's you.

The pope is watching you

63. (porn) (32↑, 23↓)
A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.

I think I've gone far enough xD But it said I should include the word porn.

64. (porn) (14↑, 6↓)
Something you immediately lose interest in after masturbation

Ima fap 2 sum porn

65. (Porn) (13↑, 6↓)
The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.

Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.

66. (porn) (16↑, 10↓)
Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.

Kid: Mom my computer won't work\! Mom: What happened? Kid: Idk? Mom: Well then figure it out. Kid: Never mind I know what happened. Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.

Author: Sex Master of 2012 http://porn.urbanup.com/5006067
67. (Porn) (28↑, 22↓)
The key to unity and peace on Earth.

If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.

68. (Porn) (25↑, 19↓)
Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.

"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."

Author: Proud Nudist http://porn.urbanup.com/4283788
69. (Porn) (24↑, 18↓)
Something to satisfy anyone's needs, it can be for straight people, gay people, and bisexual people. Even people who fuck or get fucked by animals will like it too. But the thing is, you just watch it, you never actually get to experience it, so what the heck?? Go make a porn video or something, or go on a date.

"I like watching porn." "Jim and Becky are going to make a porno movie\!\!" "Do you like gay porn or straight porn??" And etc.

70. (porn) (7↑, 3↓)
Porn is images intended to cause sexual arousal, typically used by teenage males whose balls haven't dropped yet or teenage males who haven't gotten laid, whichever comes first, although some women have been known to use porn as well, surprising as it may sound. Images usually depict females, sometimes regardless of age and activity being shown. Porn is largely in the form of images and videos, although there are many, secondary forms of this arousing media. Images and videos are merely the most common and by far the easiest to find, thanks to the internet. Porn has been described as being the visual equivalent of crack, and has been called, creatively enough, "crack for the eyes", and oddly enough behaves in quite the same way. Porn is, by definition, a full-fledged addiction, and its previously described potency is a primary reason why its usage can be extremely damaging to others. Whether the user cares about the effects of his or her porn consumption or not is irrelevant, because addicts will go back to it eventually, whether they like it or not. Frequency of use can be random or so predictable that it can be comparable to clockwork. Because porn use is ultimately based on our basic human instinct to reproduce, not only does it make it difficult for people who wish to stop watching porn quit altogether, but it also turns the mental process of an otherwise intelligent man or woman into something similar to a computer.

How porn works: "Password accepted. Thought process disengaged. Switching to primal instinct mode."

71. (porn) (17↑, 13↓)
any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

Author: fibonacci's boner http://porn.urbanup.com/4536294
72. (porn) (39↑, 35↓)
Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?" "Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn\! Idiot\! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

73. (porn) (33↑, 30↓)
Best thing since electricity

FUCK YEAH ITS PORN\!

Author: Unknownsssssss http://porn.urbanup.com/3822503
74. (porn) (2↑, 0↓)
Satan greatest invention

its like the apple in the garden of Eden. everyone it tempted to watch porn eventually.

75. (porn) (4↑, 3↓)
The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

Author: D. Rodriguez http://porn.urbanup.com/5888836
76. (porn) (31↑, 30↓)
what you find on redtube.com

porn addicit1:wow dude\! fartilicious.com dosent have any good stuff left\! porn addict 2:dude... just go on redtube\!

77. (porn) (0↑, 0↓)
the reason to live

if all porn websites were taken off there would only be 1 website : bring back the porn\!\!\!

Author: r\@-a-t\@-\@ http://porn.urbanup.com/6374224
78. (porn) (6↑, 6↓)
One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

Author: William Tecumshot http://porn.urbanup.com/5568055
79. (Porn) (21↑, 21↓)
Something naughty, yet fun. And if your really looking up porn on Urban Dictionary. com, you need to get a life

Dude I found some good porn last night\!

80. (porn) (116↑, 116↓)
gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

81. (porn) (2↑, 3↓)
a gift by the gods

do i seriously need to give a definition of porn? common, eleven year olds know this shit.

Author: what happened last night? http://porn.urbanup.com/6048272
82. (Porn) (7↑, 8↓)
The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity, cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians, orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.

13 year old: Aw fuck\! Oh\! Oh\! Oh\! (Screams and moans) (Door opens) Mother: What the hell are you doing? 13 year old: Get the fuck out\! I'm watching porn\!

Author: Trollscience http://porn.urbanup.com/5607551
83. (porn) (6↑, 7↓)
Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

Author: THE CHICKENCHOKER 5000\! http://porn.urbanup.com/5553011
84. (porn) (17↑, 18↓)
when sex is recorded into a movie

Lets watch some hardcore porn

85. (porn) (5↑, 7↓)
what gets me up in the morning to keep living life.

i dont wanna go to work, i just want to jerk the gerkin all day to some porn\!

Author: mcmuffin fucking http://porn.urbanup.com/5630662
86. (porn) (26↑, 28↓)
Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.

Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night?? Married man: Why the hell would I?\! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend\! Unmarried man: . . .

87. (Porn) (8↑, 12↓)
The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.

Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno\! Girl: Serves you right\! *inaudible insults*

88. (porn) (7↑, 12↓)
Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?\!?

Author: D. Rodriguez http://porn.urbanup.com/5337891
89. (Porn) (9↑, 15↓)
The reason you got a computer in the first place.

Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found\! This porn thing keeps getting better. Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.

90. (porn) (27↑, 33↓)
a sex video

sex video, of porn

Author: jhfdshgjkhfdlghf http://porn.urbanup.com/3704145
91. (Porn) (3↑, 10↓)
A sometimes funny short film or a cheesy movie. A lot of porn has cheesy sayings and most of it is unprotected sex. Some porn has She-Hes which is weird if uve ever seen one. Sometimes you and ur buds might watch porn, but if they flip a boner u kno there easy to get horny. A easier way to cum(watch porn). If ur really weird............... 2 girls one cup\!\!\!\!\!\!\! And be honest uve seen it and bring a friend if u do.

Bud1:Wanna watch some porn? Bud2:Nah Jimmy might flip a boner. Bud1:Who said we have to invite Jimmy? Bud2:This isn't gonna turn out into porn now right?

Author: Little Big Midget http://porn.urbanup.com/5480884
92. (porn) (14↑, 21↓)
The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?

I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me\!

Author: some random fart knocker http://porn.urbanup.com/4834688
93. (porn) (41↑, 52↓)
something only guys who cant get laid watch

Mike: You watch porn? Matt: Yes Mike: Sad

94. (porn) (73↑, 84↓)
A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception. Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.

Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it. Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.

95. (porn) (51↑, 63↓)
Sexually explicit material reaching beyond what any sane person would ever do in his or her own bedroom, or anywhere else for that matter.

The porn film featured a scene with a guy in a priest outfit giving a girl in a nun's habit anal sex in a church, then yanking his dick out of her ass and having her suck it off without so much as an edit.

Author: "poorn" or, in Boston, "pawn" http://porn.urbanup.com/254688
96. (Porn) (18↑, 31↓)
Porn is the picture/video form of meth, crack cocaine, and PCP, in that it rots your mind, increases the chances of your relationship falling apart 10 fold, and it tells men that women always want to have sex, and that women are an object to be used for pleasure, which is a lie. Women are people too, what if your sister or daughter were porn actors? You would probably not approve, so why is it ok if it is someone else's sister or daughter? Porn is used by weak "men" who use it to make themselves feel like they are "getting some", and it only takes away from the minuscule amount of manliness thay might have. A real man see's porn as a waste of time, something that supports s filthy industry, and exploits women by turning them into objects for pleasure. Porn is also as fake as fake can be, it only makes men think that the actor is better than their girl, and it can also impact a man's self image too. Men may not admit it, but when porn shows them that you need a damn 14 inch penis to satisfy a woman, it is pretty degrading to alot of men. Porn is the scum of the earth, and if you care about society at all, you won't support this filthy, degrading, emotionally crippling for a relationship or self image, industry that no one benefits from except for the perv's who watch, and the perv's and pedo's who film and support porn. And the men will go to hell for acting in porn, and they will be branded while in hell 4000 times per day all over their body.

Porn is bad, imagine the girl you are watching on your computer or in a magazine as your sister or daughter, and then realize that she is someone's sister or daughter, and that porn makes men's minds turn into useless, rotten mush.

Author: porn is for perv's http://porn.urbanup.com/5639515
97. (Porn) (10↑, 23↓)
A word that means cool,rad,sexy.

That dress is so porn.

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://porn.urbanup.com/4958623
98. (porn) (72↑, 85↓)
Does the body good.

Go fuck a porn star.

99. (porn) (37↑, 51↓)
images of naked people.

hey ma could i read your lesbo porn?

100. (PORN) (12↑, 27↓)
Positions Of Romantic Nature

Hey I was with Jenny lasy night and I was in a PORN with her

Author: Wizardmasterhp http://porn.urbanup.com/3466073
101. (Porn) (62↑, 77↓)
N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible." "This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

102. (porn) (63↑, 78↓)
my fave thing in the whole wide world

hmm - ill go on porn today coz i love it

Author: feelymcfeel http://porn.urbanup.com/12749
103. (Porn) (2↑, 18↓)
Pals of red necks (Not an actual [red neck], just a friend/observer)

Don't be porny. I don't like red necks, they blew up my house.

Author: Waburgh Samurai http://porn.urbanup.com/4338908
104. (Porn) (16↑, 32↓)
A combination of the words "pulled" and "torn"

The muscles in my groin are all porn.

105. (porn) (21↑, 37↓)
When people show themselves naked.

My hard drive crashed because I watched too much porn on it.

Author: Mean_Streets_OG http://porn.urbanup.com/2392299
106. (porn) (57↑, 73↓)
refreshing for the bod and soul
107. (PORN) (3↑, 20↓)
Dirty bastered looking for porn on here

dirty bastered PORN

108. (Porn) (7↑, 24↓)
Pictures of naked men and women,women and women,or men and men. They can be pictures or videos. Videos usualy showing men and women haveing sex.

DUDEEEEE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!......i was watchin porn last night\!\!\!\!....This sexy goth girl was bein pined down by some prep dude,and he was FUCKIN her HARD...i was gettin bonners while watchin\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

109. (porn) (19↑, 36↓)
An object or situation that is displayed gratuitously and intended to incite desire.

"As kicky fast-car porn, [2 Fast 2 Furious] was top-shelf." (Alex Pappademas, Village Voice, June 11 - 17, 2003.

Author: T. Christopher http://porn.urbanup.com/1631255
110. (porn) (1↑, 19↓)
Something that should be watched in the daytime and not abused, preferably not at work. People who watch porn our the same as people who watch romantic movies, go to the opera, etc. What people our ignorant to is that porn is a compensatory product for not gettin' what you deserve. This is why porn is on a stronger emotional scale.

Wife "How did martin get the sack" Husband " Oh he was downloading porn " Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"

Author: Balerina girl http://porn.urbanup.com/5064111
111. (Porn) (18↑, 36↓)
either a magazine or movie showing chicks sucking and fucking left and right...or all that other kinky shit like latex or whatever.

dude\!I GOT the new Monsters of Cock porn dvd TODAY\!

112. (porn) (92↑, 110↓)
A movie of people having sex, used for masturbation or for arrousal

I was watching [porn] and [jerking off] last night, when my mom walked in on me and gave me a [hand job].

Author: The Famous Mike http://porn.urbanup.com/1527155
113. (porn) (49↑, 67↓)
porn=yummmmmmy...

dude porn ill be back later

Author: eLeMeNt4LyFe 04 http://porn.urbanup.com/275923
114. (Porn) (1↑, 21↓)
Correction: The Internet.

What is always looked up on the internet? -Porn

Author: internets4porn http://porn.urbanup.com/5048444
115. (PORN) (24↑, 45↓)
1.PORN is the new 2009 expression to say its cool/hot. 2.PORN can also be used in smurfs style.

1.whats up dude, hey you look so PORN today\! 2.hey how PORN are u feeling today ??? 1.this show was totaly PORN\! 2.this shit is PORNstacular.

Author: pornstravaganza http://porn.urbanup.com/3056979
116. (porn) (42↑, 64↓)
Something that all humans with no other interests can share. Something [shallow] and familiar that people can experience with one another.

not always a good thing- sorry

117. (porn) (23↑, 46↓)
Virtual hypocracy of human intercourse but stimulates sex with no side effects for adults. Its like medicine, overdosage could harm in reality.

I was erotic while viewing the natural beautiful sex of porn

118. (porn) (82↑, 106↓)
The Photography, or movies of sexist ugly old guys who pay young foolish girls money to rape them. The main audience is winey 13 year old boys who will never know the touch of a female, for he will be to busy touching himself.

Taylor Watches Porn Cause Nadia Doesn't Like Him.

Author: Support Real Sex http://porn.urbanup.com/1743779
119. (porn) (14↑, 40↓)
v. 1.) viewing pornographic material, usually on the internet. May or may not coincide with masturbation. 2.)a word to describe the process of looking up, searching for and viewing porn on the internet. (etymology: taken from the noun "porn" \<slang\> used commonly amongst college dorm mates and close friends) May be used in conjunction with the noun \<porn\>. May also be used in a gerund or past tense form: \<see porning, porned\>

1.) I bought these new porn DVDs on the way in from work and proceeded to porn as soon as i got home. 2.) If i didn't get online and porn all the time, i might actually study every once and a while.

Author: InModWeTrust http://porn.urbanup.com/1620465
120. (porn) (58↑, 84↓)
Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.

Nicola: Why do you watch porn? Nicola's bf: You're not always there. Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful. Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please? Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.

121. (porn) (14↑, 43↓)
one form of sexuality where a woman farts naked on a cake

This is the sickest porn shit ever - watch this woman farting on a cake

122. (Porn) (10↑, 39↓)
something every man needs to live or should not be alive anyway. Helps keed the world go round

without porn a men does not need a computer. or alive. without it you'll die

123. (Porn) (17↑, 51↓)
God's Gift to man....

Man did you see the porn we watched with Ricky last night man it was Tits GALORE\!

124. (porn) (22↑, 59↓)
The main rule of porn is: It's not proper porn unless it's in the eye

bloke 1: It's not proper porn bloke 1's mates in chorus: Unless it's in the eye

125. (porn) (14↑, 55↓)
the thing that everyone wants but doesn't have enough money to afford

mmmmmm. Just pay 7.95 for one minute of sexy hot talk with your dream girl. they made me say it....porn

126. (PORN) (16↑, 65↓)
1. Prozac Offered by 2. Dirty Sex

Dude: You have any PORN? Retarded Nymphomaniac: No Dude: But aren't you a Retarded Nymphomaniac? Retarded Nymphomaniac: Well yeah... Dude: Nevermind

127. (porn) (7↑, 58↓)
of great luxus

yeah, don't try to compete\! my porn rhymestyle is indeed superior to your seedy creed to ya hip-hop crew/fleet. whatever... I just call'em shiit\! kiss my feet\!

128. (porn) (11↑, 67↓)
The epitome of something commonly referred to as "sexy". Does not necessarily involve sexual acts.

The Falcon NorthWest Talon systems are sexy, but their top-of-the-line custom Mach V rigs are pure porn\!

129. (porn) (3↑, 60↓)
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Prisoner: Hey dude give some of that porn\! I havn't see some of that shit in ages\!\!\!

Author: Feast your eyes http://porn.urbanup.com/1579106
130. (porn) (24↑, 83↓)
I have accumulated a large amount of porn which I would now like to delete from my computer,in orde to make room for more wholesome items.
Author: aptrptrhlln http://porn.urbanup.com/276108
131. (porn) (12↑, 82↓)
just like using the word [mint] but using porn instead\!

That bag is porn\! I look so porn\!

132. (porn) (113↑, 190↓)
a fucking disgusting idea where some blonde, big boobed whores fake everything, grow up you perverts, any idea how shit it can make a woman feel about herself? and for those of you who say find a woman that will do more, who says woman HAVE to satisfy ur needs? god's sakes. the world is full of posers and whores and perverts, you are all sick and twisted\!

Random asshole: "I beat my meat like it owes me money, oh yes i watch porn it so sexy and manly\!" Me: uh huh.......you are a moron with no inner....or outer pulchritude\!

133. (porn) (81↑, 159↓)
the thing that guys use when they cany get any pussy

I'm a nerd and i like porn.

134. (porn) (101↑, 183↓)
For guys who dont have a girl

Tom didnt have a girl so he luked at porn

135. (porn) (27↑, 123↓)
nasty things with mosylty naked ladies. See the defenition for this gay fag [ryan moroz]

i like this pic...hey i got a boner HUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH-Ryan Moroz

Author: Gabby Magid \<3 http://porn.urbanup.com/1070036
136. (porn) (58↑, 172↓)
Pictures or videos of a sexual nature.

The best porn contains people pissing on each other, eating scat, or going at it with animals.

137. (porn) (95↑, 228↓)
something I will never understand and will never see the point of. And something that floods aim chat rooms with porn advertisers that can get on your nerves. Something that you can something that my 40 year old parents like to look at X_X

Shut up, porn bots\!

138. (PoRn) (44↑, 241↓)
porn is the best thing in da world for men but watch out u stinkin perverts im watchin u.

u fucking dickhead if u want to see two bitches stickin dildos up each others poopholes u go ahead. i cant believe any idiot wuld rather stare at pictures then at a beautiful live woman who would do much more to u.

139. (porn) (114↑, 334↓)
evil shit that can possess you and probably will

this porn posessed me\!

140. (porn) (130↑, 526↓)
Something morally wrong and sick\! Should not be looked at\! Should not be even thought of\!

Porn sucks, close those nasty windows(if any)now\!

141. (porn) (110↑, 512↓)
Something that you look at and you will never have a girlfriend/wife in your entire life again. Why not just have real sex instead? Not with a hooker, but with your gf/wife.

Porn sucks\! I hate it\! Go away, evil demon of gayness\!

Author: Rebal the Lorikeet http://porn.urbanup.com/1323849
142. (porn) (146↑, 876↓)
GET A LIFE PPL Y THE FUCK R U LOOKING UP PORN ON URBAN DICTIONARY U sadacts

U WANT PORN GO TO SHAZADS TOP shelf

Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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